Maybe in a few years wizarding history will be interesting. Then everyone will learn about ME, and how I, one of the last of the bloodline Black, the great warrior and duellist Bellatrix Lestrange, brought the wizarding world to its old glory of pure blood and dark arts, revealing itself in its full horror to the foul Muggles as they cringe in fear and submission! I, the right-hand woman of the Dark Lord himself, hardened through 14 years of Azkaban prison, skilled at torture, even murder! The only Death Eater to escape the Department of Mysteries! I will bring back the old regime-- SINGLEHANDEDLY!
Oh . . . that guy I work for, the one who looks like a snake . . . he can help, too, a little bit.
"FOUL MUGGLES, I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!! SERVE ME!!! SERVE ME OR DIE LIKE MY BLOODTRAITOR COUSIN!!!"
*Dodges the rabid fangirls unsuccessfully and slinks off with a limp.*